I won't. You're technically the younger one, now. I can't steal from you.
[With all the time that's passed. It's a lot--a lot to comprehend, and she knows it'll catch up to them both eventually. He was gone. The world carried on. It's not easy to stomach.]
We'll take it one day at a time, Pietro. The first thing is that you get well.
[Look, just because she can fix everything with a wave of her hand doesn't mean she has. Wanda checks on the cooking before setting the table. And it seems like every time she's near Pietro she has to do something. This time, she gives his shoulders a squeeze.]
I've been doing a lot of reading.
[Of a very special book. Wanda has that one locked away in the attic. As all spooky things should be.]
[he's following her around with his eyes, lifting his head when she approaches and smiling when she reaches out to touch him. it's that kind of unspoken connection that really spells out that they're twins.]
Boring.
[he makes a face. reading is boring, and he can't be convinced otherwise.]
I do not even have a phone or a computer. How would I use the wifi?
You're putting words in my mouth. [He used to be able to practically read her mind--she wonders if it'll be the same, now. A lot's changed. She's changed. But she returns behind him again to gently grab his hair.]
But you do look very scary, with this mess. You'll make babies cry.
[The look on Wanda's face is best described as 😐, and it's all the warning he gets before she sticks her finger into his ear. A childish tactic, but it would work in the past to annoy him, so out it comes.]
Then don't compare me to Baba Yaga! Or else I'll cook and eat you.
[If she's the older twin now, she doesn't act like it. Being around him makes her act years younger, and she looks it as she huffs and crosses her arms.]
[cue him running back and forth around the kitchen using his superhuman speed. is it cheating? it doesn't matter. is it annoying? definitely? he's just going to be a constant blur back and forth.]
[She sort of never wants to talk about it, but knows they will, eventually. She doesn't know how to not share everything with her brother.
The food saves them this time, at least. A flick of the wrist has their plates dished out. Pietro gets more steak, more potatoes, while Wanda settles for less. Her appetite isn't really there, mixed with the shock, but he needs to eat to regain his strength.]
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[With all the time that's passed. It's a lot--a lot to comprehend, and she knows it'll catch up to them both eventually. He was gone. The world carried on. It's not easy to stomach.]
We'll take it one day at a time, Pietro. The first thing is that you get well.
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[please, wanda. this is all he has going—he's going to keep trying to hold on to the oldest twin title. it's all older twins talk about.]
Do not pity me.
[he'll catch up soon enough.]
Do you need my help setting the table?
[magic is so convenient]
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[As for his question, she gets up to stand behind his chair and drop a kiss to the top of his head.]
I'll take care of it this time. You can do all the rest, starting tomorrow.
[She'll go at it the old fashioned way, going to a cabinet to get plates and cutlery.]
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You really are going to work me to the bone, huh?
[he leans back on the chair, relaxing a little and rolling back his shoulders in trying to remove the tension from his shoulders.]
I am open to the challenge.
What do you do to spend your time? Does it get boring?
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[Look, just because she can fix everything with a wave of her hand doesn't mean she has. Wanda checks on the cooking before setting the table. And it seems like every time she's near Pietro she has to do something. This time, she gives his shoulders a squeeze.]
I've been doing a lot of reading.
[Of a very special book. Wanda has that one locked away in the attic. As all spooky things should be.]
I have wifi. You want the password?
[Said like she's teasing, but--]
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Boring.
[he makes a face. reading is boring, and he can't be convinced otherwise.]
I do not even have a phone or a computer. How would I use the wifi?
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[Spook anyone that happens to be out too far from the main roads or trails--]
You're going to tire me out, trying to entertain you, aren't you?
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[listen, they may want good things, but pietro is also very familiar with the kind of delight that comes from small things.
also he's kind of immature comparatively.]
Let us cross that bridge when we get there, yes? I am easy to entertain.
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But you do look very scary, with this mess. You'll make babies cry.
[Babies in the woods. Yes.]
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Babies.
[he tilts his head back.]
I am thinking of other kind of scary, but you want me to be the monster in the woods. It could work.
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[If some of that includes scaring trespasses now and then, well..]
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[pietro, no—]
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What was that? I didn't hear you.
[She's prettier than an old crone, thank you!!!]
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he startles at the childish tactic, complaining in sokovian about it, and exerting his superhuman speed to get out of the way.]
You know I don't like that!
[his hands are protectively covering his ears]
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[If she's the older twin now, she doesn't act like it. Being around him makes her act years younger, and she looks it as she huffs and crosses her arms.]
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[this is, in fact, one of the dumber conversations they've had—and it is unmistakably similar to dumb ones they've had before.]
Next you will take off your hands and use them to trip me when I run.
[yeah yeah, joke around about baba yaga, let's see who has a hard time falling asleep without thinking about scary slavic folktales.]
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[This is absolutely dumb. But.
She's missed it so much.]
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[cue him running back and forth around the kitchen using his superhuman speed. is it cheating? it doesn't matter. is it annoying? definitely? he's just going to be a constant blur back and forth.]
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[Okay, maybe she didn't miss this part so much.]
Will you just sit down? The food is almost done.
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I do not like messing with Baba Yaga, you know that.
[he's being silly.
and also trying to catch his breath. wow, that sure took a lot out of him. talk about not being in shape.]
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[Either by inciting her name or frustrating Wanda to the point she becomes her. She frowns at him, breathless--and hands him a cup of water to drink.
She hates seeing him tired like that. It just reminds her of that last day in Sokovia.]
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he takes the water and drinks it slowly, trying to calm down.]
Do not look at me like that.
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[Like she's thinking about the day she felt him leave her? Like she won't be able to handle it if anything happens to him now, no matter how small?
Wanda's about three seconds too late, trying to change her expression into something neutral.]
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[he sets the cup down and waves his hand in the air.]
I do not think it is a conversation you want to have right now.
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[She sort of never wants to talk about it, but knows they will, eventually. She doesn't know how to not share everything with her brother.
The food saves them this time, at least. A flick of the wrist has their plates dished out. Pietro gets more steak, more potatoes, while Wanda settles for less. Her appetite isn't really there, mixed with the shock, but he needs to eat to regain his strength.]
Anything else?
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sorry for the general slow, had a few situations with pets! back to normality in the weekend!
no worries, I will tag you forever and ever c:
🥺same tbh!!
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cries!!!!!!!!!
who needs enemies when we make ourselves suffer!!!
clutches chest
may i interest you in playing out some days/weeks into their reunion, too?
OF COURSE keep this train rollin
choo choo :>
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beautiful
i'm laughing at these two iuahhhf
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3/3 ig
pietro!!!!
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this whole thread 😂
INFANTS also dw please give me notifs omg
me losing notifs too nooo
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lmfaoooooooo
it always comes back to scary witch in the woods
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*BIENTRO*
beautiful
are you watching the what if series, btw? (i exist)
yes!! :D I love it!!! Totally current, need 50000 more eps and yay for existing c:
okay becAUSE THE WHOLE "BABA YAGA" BIT HAD ME LIKE "WAIT PIETRO SAID THAT 23093 TIMES"
so you're saying all the death was pietro's fault
yes, and also felt like i spoiled myself because *i just knew*
baba yaga never allowed to be happy
now i'm sad :'(
forever doomed to be a zombie
join pietro in zombiedom
zombie twins :(
if only.. me holding out hope for pietro in what if 🤡
wanda can never be happy, therefore no pietro ever
i hate how right you are
cries 😭
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